"I Am...The Viper..."

...or was that the Wiper? There was an episode of G.I.Joe where they kept getting calls from someone who, due to a thick accent, made "Wiper" sound like "Viper", so of course everyone thought Cobra was behind it. Basically, everytime this guy said something it led to a discovery of a secret Cobra base. THEN...he said he was coming to meet them. So Duke and Flint assemble the entire force to greet him, just in case there was something funny going on. Finally, this old man with a squeegee and bucket shows up and tells them he's the Wiper...who cleans windows. Boy did they feel like fools.


















When the Viper comes a-calling...you'd better listen.